'In the Miso Soup' by Murakami Ryu might do what you are looking for. Found it by accident looking at Murakami Haruki. Japanese guy is a local guide for an unusual american.
I didn't finish it but there is also 'Baby Jesus Buttplug' by Carlton Mellick. Been meaning to get back to it at some point. WTF is his whole schtick.
The works of Cormack McCarthy are also wtf books, but less in the 'WHAT THE FUCK!' more in the vein of 'Oh, god. What... the fuck...'

There aren't enough guys. We have billions of people. Too many of the ones we have heard of are related.