Risa

"Occasional Federation Issues" sounds like the name of a post-wave Romulan funk band.

Note: This is not bashing the admins or anything at all, or at least not remotely intended to do so. Just making a funny about federation issues. They happen, I'm not too worried. Rather these problems than deal with the 'other site'.

Or THE moment in the second last episode of Picard Season 3. You know the scene.

Banned in the Gorn Hegemony. A Quark's Bar^TM^ exclusive. Ages 18+ or your species' equivalent.

Come to Quark's, Quark's is fun, come right now, don't walk – run!

Did in 10 min in my lunch break lol

(My sincerest apologies to Mr. Shatner for making him Morn without changing his body)

I spent wayy too long on this

I've had a few people ask me about it, and I usually get as far as "So in Star Trek, there's this alien race called the Ferengi where the women aren't allowed..." before their eyes glaze over and I see them dismissing it as some nerd thing.

[Image description: a sticker depicting Ishka from DS9 rolling up her sleeve in the classic Rosie the Riveter pose, with a speech bubble saying "The Future is Fe-male."]