Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.

Right now, here’s the rules:

  1. Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
  2. It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
  3. No AI posts whatsoever, and any images that were altered (Ex: Photoshop, Gimp) need to be tagged.

How to tag: To tag your posts, please prepend or append the tag name inside square brackets. For example,[OC] Foo bar baz or foo bar baz [Meta] would be acceptable. Multiple tags will require separate pairs of brackets, like so: [Edited][OC] foo bar baz

Here are the current tags:

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(BTW, I’m looking for someone to help mod here! I myself would not be enough if this community goes beyond a few posts a day.)

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Balogna cup (slrpnk.net)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/foodcrimes@midwest.social
 
 
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It is like a literal version of Stone Soup

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Can we all agree Boston Pizza is just shit now. 26 dollars for a breaded chicken breast with some cheese

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cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/13065630

Pizza on pineapple rule

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sounds good with butter tho

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cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/1472978

And I like mezcal, I like compari (that's why I could even make it!) but this is just one of the most fetid unpleasant drinks I have ever made. The bite of the mezcal is too cut by the compari, and the herbal notes lose their top notes and just leave you with the dry feeling on the back of your tongue. All the goodness is lost. No joy remains.

Give this to your curious teen and they will gladly stay sober until the day they move out. Jesus.

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cross-posted from: https://real.lemmy.fan/post/2664513

None for me, thankyouverymuch

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collard greens w/Tabasco to kill the dirty sock smell

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THE KING’S HAND (midwest.social)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by ItzzMe@midwest.social to c/foodcrimes@midwest.social
 
 
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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/foodcrimes@midwest.social
 
 
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/11065298

Credit goes to the disturbed Discord user who posted this in one of the servers I'm in.

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