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I couldn't figure out how the seat belt worked. (hilariouschaos.com)
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Then it just clicked.

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Why don't skeletons go out in the winter? (hilariouschaos.com)
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They get chilled to the bone!

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Why did the pony get sent to his room? (hilariouschaos.com)
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He wouldn’t stop horsing around!

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Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell. (hilariouschaos.com)
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Satan went to check on them and saw that they had their shirts off and didn't mind the heat, so he turned up the heat. He went to check on them again and he saw that they were in their boxers and they still didn't mind the heat. Satan went and turned the temperature down to minus twenty.

Satan went to check on them and he saw that they were in their coats cheering. He went up to them and asked why they were cheering. One of them yelled out "Hell froze over, the Hurricanes must have won the cup!"

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Why did the math book look sad? (hilariouschaos.com)
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Because it had too many problems!

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Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? (hilariouschaos.com)
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He was outstanding in his field!

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Why did the dog sit in the shade? (hilariouschaos.com)
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Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!

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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? (hilariouschaos.com)
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Supplies!

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Why did the scarecrow win an award? (hilariouschaos.com)
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Because he was outstanding in his field!

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Why did the bicycle collapse? (hilariouschaos.com)
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Because it was two-tired!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? (hilariouschaos.com)
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Nacho cheese!

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Why was the calendar afraid? (hilariouschaos.com)
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Because its days were numbered!

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Why do bicycles fall over? (hilariouschaos.com)
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Because they're two-tired!

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Why did the dolphin join a band? (hilariouschaos.com)
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Because it had the best tuna in town!

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Why did the coffee file a police report? (hilariouschaos.com)
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It got mugged!

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Why was the broom late? (hilariouschaos.com)
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It swept in!

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Why don’t scientists trust atoms? (hilariouschaos.com)
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Because they make up everything!

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How do you throw a space party? (hilariouschaos.com)
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You planet!

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Why did the tomato turn red? (hilariouschaos.com)
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Because it saw the salad dressing!

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Why did the tree go on vacation? (hilariouschaos.com)
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It needed to branch out!

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? (hilariouschaos.com)
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A stick!

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Why don't scientists trust atoms? (hilariouschaos.com)
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Because they make up everything!

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Why did the frog sit on the lily pad? (hilariouschaos.com)
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He wanted to try a new "hop-scotch!"

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? (hilariouschaos.com)
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To get his quarterback!

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Why did the bicycle fall over? (hilariouschaos.com)
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Because it was two-tired!

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