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For things that are actually funny, and not political.

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He was picking his nose!

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They don't have the right koalafications!

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Igloos it together!

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Because he wanted to make some liquid assets!

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Because it wanted to be a sneaker!

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Because the players kept dribbling on it!

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Because their horns don't work!

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A bagel!

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Put lox on it!

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He had no body to go with him!

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Because they might crack up!

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It swept in!

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Because they work on so many levels!

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Because it was caught tweeting on its phone!

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To work on its pecks!

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A labracadabrador!

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Because they’re always calculating and never stop to listen!

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He knew all the short cuts!

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He couldn't make enough dough!

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Because it knew it wasn't less than or greater than anyone else!

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Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!

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Because it tocked too much!

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Because every play has a cast!

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