okmatewanker

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Obviously satire, dozy wankers

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Which Queen Elizabeth are you today? (infosec.pub)
submitted 2 weeks ago by TotallyNotSpezUpload@startrek.website to c/okmatewanker@feddit.uk
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Solid 5 here today after a 2 hour spa massage and now having a pint at the only pub near me where you can still smoke indoors.

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days since yank nonsense: 0 (infosec.pub)
submitted 2 weeks ago by flamingos@feddit.uk to c/okmatewanker@feddit.uk
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ur party divorced parents arc (infosec.pub)
submitted 3 weeks ago by flamingos@feddit.uk to c/okmatewanker@feddit.uk
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lest we forget (infosec.pub)
submitted 1 month ago by Flax_vert@feddit.uk to c/okmatewanker@feddit.uk
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birmingham moment (infosec.pub)
submitted 1 month ago by flamingos@feddit.uk to c/okmatewanker@feddit.uk
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Anglo Shit Post (infosec.pub)
submitted 1 month ago by PugJesus@piefed.social to c/okmatewanker@feddit.uk
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Member? (infosec.pub)
submitted 1 month ago by anytimesoon@piefed.social to c/okmatewanker@feddit.uk
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Rest in power, big man (infosec.pub)
submitted 1 month ago by Flax_vert@feddit.uk to c/okmatewanker@feddit.uk
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Remember when Boris Johnson was prime minister and we thought it was as ridiculous as a British government could get? (feddit.uk)
submitted 1 month ago by manicdave@feddit.uk to c/okmatewanker@feddit.uk
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and now a foreign football team has had to ban their own supporters from travelling here because our government is so sycophantic they were committed to causing a race riot in the country's second city which would probably have forced their own collapse

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another brexit betrayal (infosec.pub)
submitted 1 month ago by flamingos@feddit.uk to c/okmatewanker@feddit.uk
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tough choice (infosec.pub)
submitted 1 month ago by flamingos@feddit.uk to c/okmatewanker@feddit.uk
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The only way I can survive all the news about Gaza is to read it as "Gazza" (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 months ago by essell@lemmy.world to c/okmatewanker@feddit.uk
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That man might be having a real hard time, but at least it's only one man who knows how to cry and fish.

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Britain has fallen (infosec.pub)
submitted 2 months ago by flamingos@feddit.uk to c/okmatewanker@feddit.uk
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Even got the token brown man. (infosec.pub)
submitted 3 months ago by essell@lemmy.world to c/okmatewanker@feddit.uk
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bloody simple, innit? (infosec.pub)
submitted 3 months ago by flamingos@feddit.uk to c/okmatewanker@feddit.uk
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flag shagger in chief reporting for duty (infosec.pub)
submitted 3 months ago by flamingos@feddit.uk to c/okmatewanker@feddit.uk
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can' even go on holiday (infosec.pub)
submitted 3 months ago by flamingos@feddit.uk to c/okmatewanker@feddit.uk
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write the script (with an image and a caption) go (infosec.pub)
submitted 4 months ago by Flax_vert@feddit.uk to c/okmatewanker@feddit.uk
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tonight

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like if your a REAL wanker (infosec.pub)
submitted 4 months ago by flamingos@feddit.uk to c/okmatewanker@feddit.uk
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WTF, I love AI now (infosec.pub)
submitted 4 months ago by flamingos@feddit.uk to c/okmatewanker@feddit.uk
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even nigie's a wokie (infosec.pub)
submitted 4 months ago by flamingos@feddit.uk to c/okmatewanker@feddit.uk
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Sweeeeee' ca'o'ine OOH OOH OHH (feddit.org)
submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by haerrii@feddit.org to c/okmatewanker@feddit.uk
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INGERLAND CHAYAS 'N STACYS YA DID IT; WHAT THOSE BLOODY WANKERS COULN'T ACHIEVE LAST YARR; OH OH OHH

Little context as this shitpost is plenty weird, sorry lol

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finally some good scran (infosec.pub)
submitted 4 months ago by flamingos@feddit.uk to c/okmatewanker@feddit.uk
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Anything but that! (infosec.pub)
submitted 5 months ago by PugJesus@lemmy.world to c/okmatewanker@feddit.uk
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New gender neutral toilet just dropped (infosec.pub)
submitted 5 months ago by flamingos@feddit.uk to c/okmatewanker@feddit.uk
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