okmatewanker

Perhaps you could bugger off back to your gentlemen's club now and never darken the doorstep of a boozer again.

Context:

• Nigel Farage threatens to never go to the pub again if outdoor smoking banned
• Smokers ‘heroes of the nation’, says Nigel Farage as he lights up cigarette near Downing Street pub

And sundry other tomfoolery.

Broader context (on here):

• Government considering banning smoking in UK pub gardens and outdoor restaurants

Context: Two arrested after ‘trashing’ shop as video shows vigilante locals punching ‘racists’ to the ground in wild brawl (Archive, so you don't have to visit The Scottish Sun).

With soundtrack added:

Floor and tables deffo hadn't been cleaned all weekend.

Context

Context kinda:

Shooting came out on top as the sport that most people thought they could represent their country in at Los Angeles 2028, no doubt inspired by the memes of Turkish shooter Yusuf Dikec.

He arrived in Paris minus the traditional eye and ear protection and shot his way to a silver medal with one hand in his pocket.

Of those questioned, 15 per cent thought they could qualify in the 10m air rifle event