Hossenfeffer

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[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 3 points 3 hours ago

"better"

Compile time was Usenet time.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 10 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Remember the Windows 95 copying files animation?

A colleague and I were sitting waiting for a shit-ton (UK Imperial, not metric) of files for the project we were working on to be copied to a backup folder when our (pretty computer-clueless) boss wandered up behind us and said (with no irony at all - he was called Wolfgang): "Playing a game on company time?"

But then we all also wrote scripts which printed meaningless computer gibberish to the screen so we could take a bit of time out and relax - and if he ever showed up we'd be allL "It's compiling" or "It's recalibrating the main drive" or "It's defragging the video ROM".

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 1 points 3 days ago

Hmm, I don't think Barrington Mc Shagathy sounds like a hooker name, at all.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 3 points 4 days ago

Can confirm, hedge porn was a thing in Scotland too.

As for sex education, our chemistry teacher once showed us how to put a condom on a banana. That was about it.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 1 points 4 days ago

Hold my deviated septum, I'm going in!

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 1 points 4 days ago

All good, my man!

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 5 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I thought we were on time travellers' café/diner. Everytime he kills JFK, hoping for a different historical outcome each time, he comes here afterwards for the breakfast special.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 points 5 days ago (4 children)

i bet the guy in the back in the blue probably killed jfk

More than once.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 points 5 days ago

May your USB plug never be the right way up first time you try to insert it.

JK, this is true for everyone, every time!

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 7 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Well, strangling animals, golf and masturbating.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 points 5 days ago

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All hail Yelm the one! Thou hast risen again to bless us with thine power!

13 brand new cults, including Shargash, the god of war and destruction, Lodril, the god of peasants, and the mightiest sun god, Yelm.

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk to c/communitypromo@lemmy.ca
 

Come join us at !cooking_with_fire@feddit.uk

Pictured in the thumbnail is an 'Over The Top Chilli' in its latter stages, an indirect cook, also here:

We also just slap meat on the grill:

but it's not just about meat. Veggies on the grill rule too:

If you or anyone you love deeply, with all your tastebuds, likes to cook over fire then come and join us. We are a small, but welcoming community for people who love to cook over a live flame.

HT to @CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al and threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works for pointing me here!

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk to c/newcommunities@lemmy.world
 

Come join us at !cooking_with_fire@feddit.uk

Pictured in the thumbnail is an 'Over The Top Chilli' in its latter stages, an indirect cook, also here:

We also just slap meat on the grill:

but it's not just about meat. Veggies on the grill rule too:

If you or anyone you love deeply, with all your tastebuds, likes to cook over fire then come and join us. We are a small, but welcoming community for people who love to cook over a live flame.

HT to @CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al and threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works for pointing me here!

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk to c/fedigrow@lemm.ee
 

Come join us at Cooking with fire!

Pictured in the thumbnail is an 'Over The Top Chilli' in its latter stages, an indirect cook, also here:

We also just slap meat on the grill:

but it's not just about meat. Veggies on the grill rule too:

If you or anyone you love deeply, with all your tastebuds, likes to cook over fire then come and join us. We are a small, but welcoming community for people who love to cook over a live flame.

HT to @CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al for pointing me here!

 

Cults of RuneQuest: The Gods of Fire and Sky is the player’s guide to the deities of the high heavens and the flames beneath the earth. Each cult of the solar pantheon provides new visions of Glorantha, and for creating your RuneQuest adventurer.

  • 13 brand new cults, including Shargash, the god of war and destruction, Lodril, the god of peasants, and the mightiest sun god, Yelm.
  • Rules to create brand-new RuneQuest adventurers belonging to these cults, detailing the skills, passions, spirit magic, and Rune magic each cult offers.
  • Details of the unique organization, history, and nature of each cult.
  • Rules for how your adventurer can grow into a God-talker, Rune Priestess, or even a mighty Sun Lord.
  • The history and genealogy of the solar pantheon, and an encyclopedia of Gloranthan celestiology.
 

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Leech Woman (www.youtube.com)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk to c/gothindustrial@lemmy.world
 

Many years ago, back in the 90s, I grabbed a t-shirt to wear to go to work without thinking much of it.

It was a band t-shirt for Leech Woman who I'd seen at a gig a month or two before. Black, long sleeve, band logo and some kind of indistinct image in white. I hadn't really paid attention to the image at the time, just had a blast at the gig and wanted to support them which is why I bought it.

Anyway, at lunchtime one of my team said: "Have you seen your t-shirt?"

When I actually looked at it, the indistinct image turned out to be the naked torso of a woman with a strap-on dildo. You can see the image in the video.

Fortunately, I was the boss of that team, so I just hid from my boss for the rest of the day and never wore the t-shirt to work again.

Anyhoo.

 

Even beats the sublime John Player Specials Lotus livery.

 

I know there's no way she can hurt herself, but even so!

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