Programmer Humor

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Welcome to Programmer Humor!

This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.

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More code = more better (infosec.pub)
submitted 5 hours ago by cm0002@lemmy.zip to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
17 comments fedilink
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You can do anything at Zombocom (infosec.pub)
submitted 1 day ago by Gork@sopuli.xyz to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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Shift blame (infosec.pub)
submitted 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) by RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
45 comments fedilink
 
 

Github - Website

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Save animals, push to prod (infosec.pub)
submitted 2 days ago by RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
32 comments fedilink
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money (infosec.pub)
submitted 2 days ago by cm0002@lemmy.cafe to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
39 comments fedilink
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Upwards mobility (infosec.pub)
submitted 4 days ago by db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
166 comments fedilink
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When you have to checkout the master branch (infosec.pub)
submitted 4 days ago by cm0002@mander.xyz to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
44 comments fedilink
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line noise (infosec.pub)
submitted 1 week ago by eah@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
26 comments fedilink
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Electron apps (infosec.pub)
submitted 1 week ago by ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
131 comments fedilink
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Engineer who can't function without AI (youtube.com)
submitted 1 week ago by MortySmith@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
32 comments fedilink
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Programmers are no longer needed! (infosec.pub)
submitted 1 week ago by cm0002@lemmings.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
149 comments fedilink
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Esoteric Programming Languages: Rockstar, Tabloid, Baby Language, Ook!, Chef (slicker.me)
submitted 1 week ago by cm0002@mander.xyz to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
11 comments fedilink
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Zero Trust Architecture (infosec.pub)
submitted 1 week ago by cm0002@mander.xyz to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
221 comments fedilink
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Good old CEO (infosec.pub)
submitted 1 week ago by Lisk91@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
98 comments fedilink
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Its actually because I'm a noob ๐Ÿ˜“ (infosec.pub)
submitted 1 week ago by ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
79 comments fedilink
 
 

Am baby

My code is disgusting ๐Ÿซ 

But I'm getting better every day!

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don't do ai and code kids (infosec.pub)
submitted 1 week ago by Deceptichum@quokk.au to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
267 comments fedilink
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Relatable (infosec.pub)
submitted 1 week ago by cm0002@europe.pub to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
12 comments fedilink
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Default branch (infosec.pub)
submitted 2 weeks ago by strlcpy@lemmy.sdf.org to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
22 comments fedilink
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S&Box went open-source and the comments are very calm (infosec.pub)
submitted 2 weeks ago by popcar2@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
50 comments fedilink
 
 

More fun ones: https://github.com/search?q=repo%3AFacepunch%2Fsbox-public+fuck&type=code

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JPEG XL is Dead. Long Live JPEG XL (infosec.pub)
submitted 2 weeks ago by ludrol@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
65 comments fedilink
 
 

https://groups.google.com/a/chromium.org/g/blink-dev/c/WjCKcBw219k/m/NmOyvMCCBAAJ?pli=1

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Multithreading (infosec.pub)
submitted 2 weeks ago by ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
38 comments fedilink
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Tech companies be like (infosec.pub)
submitted 2 weeks ago by cm0002 to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
12 comments fedilink
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Fix social problems with code (mastodon.social)
submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by n7gifmdn@lemmy.ca to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
5 comments fedilink
 
 

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Too much Bloat (infosec.pub)
submitted 2 weeks ago by io@piefed.blahaj.zone to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
44 comments fedilink
 
 

ed is the standard text editor

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They're just like us! (infosec.pub)
submitted 2 weeks ago by cm0002@suppo.fi to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
57 comments fedilink
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