Riddles

I am born when the lihgt is born, I die when the light is dead, I am the opposite of light and brightness but I am still what they give birth to. What am I?

What needs water to live but can not drink it. It will die every year but reproduce many.

when does christmas come before thanksgiving

What did the babycorn say to the mamacorn?

A girl is twice as old as her brother and half as old as her father. In 22 years, her brother will be half as old as his father. How old is the daughter now?

What can you always serve but never eat?

Thier are 5 houses one blue one red one green one yellow and one white. Mrs blue lives in the blue house, mr sun lives in the red house, gardener green lives in the the green house and daisy blossom lives in the yellow house. Who lives in the white house?

You have 6 cups in a line. The first 3 have no water in them and the last 3 have water in them. With moving only 1 cup can you make the pattern? No water, water, no water, water, no water, water

as i was going to saint Iises i met a guy with seven wives with seven sacks and seven cats who each had seven kittens how many were going to saintIises

Imagine that you are recentley kidnaped and you are put in a room completley made out of steel (the walls, cieling, and floor). The only thing you have is a operating phone. You call for pizza, and ask them to hand deliver the pizza to you. You get the delivery, and you eat the pizza. But, the only question is how does it taste. Hint: There are no doors or windows.

What won't break if you throw it off the highest building in the world, but will break if you place it in the ocean?

what has 4 feet in the morning, 2 in the afternoon and 3 in the evening.

There was a buss with 26 people in it. Then, they decided to cross the Golden Gate Bridge. When they crossed the bridge, there was no single person left. Also, no one got out from the bus. What happened?

It's the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form but fresh. What is it?

What do you call a computer super hero?

Until I am measured, I am not known. Yet how you miss me, When I have flown. What am I?

When the day after tomorrow is yesterday, today will be as far from Wednesday as today was from Wednesday when the day before yesterday was tomorrow. What is the day after this day?

Whats black when clean, but dirty when white?

It was early sunday morning. There was a Queen who lived in a huge Palace. Her son, daughter, maid, and pool boy were all there this day. There was a loud scream. The Quenn was dead. Her son was in his room doing homework. Her daughter was in the living room watching TV. The maid went to check the mail. The pool boy was cleaning the pool. Who killed the queen?

My thunder comes before the lightning; My lightning comes before the clouds; My rain dries all the land it touches. What am I?

if a boy is 12 and his brother is 13, how is the 12 year old older than his brother?

There was a girl trapped in a room alone. The room was square with no windows, trap doors, doors nothing but a mirror and a table. She managed to escape though! How did she escape?

How far can a dog run into the woods?

You and your three friends stay over night at a hotel it costs thirty to stay over each of you pay 10 bucks shortly after you get back the bellhop arrives and gives you 5 bucks becasue it was only 25 dollars you give the bellhop a tip of 2 bucks and your friends both a dollar WHERE DID THE LAST DOLLAR GO !!!

whats black and white, black and white, black and white and green?