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On a scale of 0 to 1 how erect are you (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 6 months ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com
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How do I ass whistle ? (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 7 months ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com
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Why isn't penis-wrestling an Olympic sport? (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 7 months ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com
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What is the worst possible sign that anyone could ever read in a public restroom? (lemmy.world)
submitted 7 months ago by over_clox@lemmy.world to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com
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Hypothetical/sarcasm of course. I'll start...

'Please do not flush your fetuses until after 10pm. Thank you, Management'

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Why do people always blame me for farts? (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 7 months ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com
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I mean they’re mine and all but wouldn’t it be fair to blame someone else sometimes?

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How do you fuck a robot? (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 7 months ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com
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Should I let my intrusive thoughts win today? (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 7 months ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com
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Wait, why am I in a white padded room with my arms tied around my back ? (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 7 months ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com
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Is it pronounced gif or gif? (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 7 months ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com
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Would it be art, if I made a music video about taking a shit in my yard, and then eating the shit that I pissed on (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 7 months ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com
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and then barfing it up and eating all that again off the grass, with bugs and germs in it and stuff ?

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Achu (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 7 months ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com
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What is a Bruncle ? (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 7 months ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com
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QUICK!!! HOW DO YOU GET A T. REX OFF OF YOU!?!? (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 7 months ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com
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Best way to beat off While eating a turkey and Swiss ? (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 7 months ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com
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I been wonderin - like, why ain't nobody invented some kinda pill that makes your titties and ass grow? (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 7 months ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com
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I mean, come on now, that'd be some lit shit. I'm tired of all these basic bitches getting fake-ass implants and shit. Give me a pill, and I'll pop that shit every day. Can you imagine? I'd be walkin around lookin' like a fuckin' brick house, makin all the boys drool. So, what's the holdup? Why ain't nobody doin this yet? 🤨

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Lemme ask ya somethin real quick. Why the fuck is everybody always hatin on me? (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 7 months ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com
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Like, I'm just tryin to live my best life, and y'all can't seem to handle that. I mean, damn, let a bitch be great! I swear, if I hear one more person talkin shit behind my back, I'ma have to beat their ass. So, what's up with that? Why y'all so jealous of my fly-ass self? 😤

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Can you hypothetically freeze your poop, and then shove it back up your own ass ? (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 7 months ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com
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Where do babies come from? (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 8 months ago by NutinButNet@hilariouschaos.com to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com
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which celebrities bathwater would you drink? (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 8 months ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com
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Is it gay to watch guy on guy porn with your home boys ? (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 8 months ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com
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How solid is Ted Cruizs marriage? (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com
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Cause I'd like to tap dat. Just saying

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Is breathing gay ? (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 8 months ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com
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To all the Republicunts and Dumbocrats, can't we all just get along and suck eachother off until we both climax into eachothers mouths ? (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 8 months ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com
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Peace, love, and poop

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Dear diary, today I saw my crush after school. He said that I was cute ^_^ Then he walked me to my car, finally allowing for me to rob that mofoe blind. If you a scared mother fuckah go to church (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 8 months ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com
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TitleGo to church!

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Is it considered romantic if you're willing to suck and caress your lovers hemeroids? (hilariouschaos.com)
submitted 8 months ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com
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