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How do you fuck a robot? (hilariouschaos.com)
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[–] NutinButNet@hilariouschaos.com 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Step 1: find a hole Step 2: stick your dick in it and hope for the best

[–] Alice@hilariouschaos.com 2 points 1 week ago

Hell yea!

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Spray it down and soak it in a mix of vinegar and salt, that should cause lots of corrosion and short circuits, and probably let the magic smoke out.

Oh wait, I read the question wrong, I thought it said 'How do you fuck a robot up?'

[–] Alice@hilariouschaos.com 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So don't use oil ?

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hey, when the robots take over the world, you'll be thanking me for the advice. Keep a Super Soaker water gun or three around, vinegar and salt are cheap. It'll probably work pretty well against most drones too..

[–] Alice@hilariouschaos.com 1 points 1 week ago

Excellent advice !

[–] dragontamer@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I mean... the answer to this is just "VR sex suit.gif" as far as I know.

Oh, how do I, specifically me?? Uhhhhh. No comment. You as in the royal you can use the VR sex suit though...

[–] Alice@hilariouschaos.com 1 points 1 week ago

Where do I get one

[–] superweeniehutjrs@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A pallet wrapping robot? Carefully

[–] Alice@hilariouschaos.com 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Points if it has tits

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Pointy tits? I thought we were in Terminator, not Tomb Raider..