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"Because they are WOKE, never Trumpers, who have never been elected president, and have never been crucified so they don't know what it's like to be me, the greatest Christian. Some say that I'm the best. They sometimes come up to me and say, 'Sir, how can I be a better Christian?' You know what I say? 'Eat your vegetables and read the Bible. The Bible!' You know it says some crazy stuff in there. Crazy. You wouldn't believe it. You wouldn't....you know what we need is to teach this in schools but they won't allow that. They won't. The Democrats, they say, that Jesus was woke. Can you believe that?"