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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] FaygoRedPop@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm sorry, but were you under the impression that Janeway, in any fashion, fucks around?

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

(Except for the salamander fucking around.)

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

that was not around. that was a committed salamander relationship

[–] GuyFawkes@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Committed? I heard they split like immediately after their first brood, THEN became deadbeat parents who never saw them again!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

yeah, but that was when they was filthy hue mahns. as salamanders they would never

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

Those salamander babies are going to grow up and evolve into intelligent reptilians, and Janeway and Paris will be their Adam & Eve.