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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 79 points 6 days ago (1 children)

"Incompetence Everywhere"... wasn't that the Orange Pedophile's campaign slogan?

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 45 points 6 days ago (1 children)

And courruption. Don't forget corruption.

[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 20 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Fair.

But imagine if they were competent.

[–] 20cello@lemmy.world 64 points 6 days ago (3 children)
[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 31 points 6 days ago

First in the firing line.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That's not what he said. He said

America first

you know, like a list.

America first, then South America, Europe, Asia.....

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

They really should learn their ABCs then, cuz Afghanistan would be first alphabetically.

Huh? You made that up. Afwhatsit. That's not real. Signed, statesia

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 days ago

They only count as people to the admin if they have over 10 mil in assets

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 days ago

I think they are just trolling us when they use the first initials of Epstein Files to name their battle plan Epic Fury. Only in america.

[–] Tempus_Fugit@lemmy.world 28 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Are the Israelis still turning away folks from the shelters that don't look like them? They did that last year.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

Hard to tell. I saw this the other day: https://x.com/hippyygoat/status/2028821826499903592

Sorry it's on X but I can't find any other source. So it may be sensationalist, recycled from 2025, or made up.

Regardless — sorry, zhongguoren, but you aren't the chosen people.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 20 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Operation Epstein Furry II — UwU Boogaloo.

[–] minorkeys@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago

Yeah. That's what you get when your leader prioritized loyalty over competence.

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Ain't that a shame. Tough shit and suck it up.

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Imagine living in Israel in 2026. Fucking wild, unless they're there to overthrow the government then quite frankly fuck em.

[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 5 days ago

Being there does not mean you live there. There are many people working for "American" companies with headquarters in Israel, for example.

[–] WolfmanEightySix@piefed.social 13 points 6 days ago

It’s not incompetence, it’s deliberate.

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago

A cynic would say they're hoping for American deaths in Israel to use as further justification for war...

But it's gonna ring pretty hollow after how many Americans Israel has killed.

[–] curious_dolphin@slrpnk.net 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

How is this leopards material? Are Americans abroad majority Trumpers or something?

[–] uienia@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Americans abroad? No. Americans visting Israel this last year, yeah, definitely.

[–] TwilitSky@lemdro.id 8 points 6 days ago

As though any of this is accidental.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago
[–] heyWhatsay@slrpnk.net 6 points 6 days ago (2 children)

So which is worse: being stuck in Israel, or stuck in the US?

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 18 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Israel has socialized medicine, at least.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 15 points 6 days ago

Which the US pays for...

Not for everyone.

[–] mrdown@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Stuck in Gaza or the west bank