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The original was posted on /r/2westerneurope4u by /u/swamperogre2 on 2025-05-22 14:20:32+00:00.
This is a serious matter that requires urgent resolution. I didn't want to have to come to this, but you've left me no choice.
The Irish on this sub aren't getting bullied enough and are getting the same 10 stale jokes.
Like seriously, it's ridiculous, I come on here to indulge in my masochistic tendencies and I get fuck all. Like it's the same dead jokes over and over and over.
Famine jokes that are more stale than the spuds we were left with during the famine.
"Hur dur, Ireland is just UK in denial! Look how angry they are!"
Like fuck me, you aren't just kicking a dead horse, your shoes are covered in rotting horse guts because you've kicked it so many times, your feet are just going through a massive hole in the rotting horse carcass at this point.
It stopped being funny after the 1000th time you've said it.
Like yeah I know, Ireland was annexed by the UK, unlike the average Englishman, I actually didn't fail my history lessons in school.
Also, the IRA jokes are getting stale, the IRA has been dead for 20 years at this point.
And what's sad is, there's so much you could bully us about...
- We sold our country out to the Yanks
- The majority of our country votes in the same two political parties all the time and then complain when the problem constantly persists.
- Our military forces are underfunded and couldn't knock snow off a rope.
- Our school system is so shite that it turns off our populace from ever learning our national language because we can't accept that exam based education systems are outdated.
- Our police force are as useful as a chocolate teapot.
- We have the worst homeless crisis in all of Western Europe.
- The head of our police force is a former RUC member.
- Our public transport is the worst in all of Europe.
- Despite being a massive pharmaceutical producer, we have the worst public healthcare system in all of Europe. Hell, one of our hospitals literally let a 17 year old girl die from sepsis in the hospital waiting room.
- Waterford City is located here.
- We sold out all of our oil rigs to American companies instead of nationalizing them and becoming Norway levels of rich which forces us to be a tax haven for US tech giants.
- We're constantly overtaxed on everything and get nothing in return.
And that's just the tip of the iceberg, you have so many things you could bully us about but don't.
Also, why the fuck is Barry pulling 90 percent of the weight when it comes to bullying us, you mainlanders aren't bullying us enough and it's disgusting. You should be shitting on us harder than a Dutch man on a Spaniards face.
Fuck, now that France are the good guys because they're telling the Yanks to get fucked, we would be the perfect successor to being the most hated Western European nation.
Also Barry, stop downvote bombing our countries when we bully you back, that's just pussy level shit. Take it like a man and engage in some banter.
But yeah, this lack of bullying of us needs to stop.
I'm being deprived of my masochistic pleasure and it's not fair.
To end this, I want to say...
I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed... That's all...
