Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

Rules

Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they can understand, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to: !unclejokes@lemmy.world
Adult topics with which to be cautious or avoided: drugs, sex, death, racism.
Must post text, image (e.g., meme), or direct link. Do not post external links that cannot be viewed directly from the community (e.g., link to joke website, Facebook, Instagram, etc.)
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loopy@lemmy.world

Post text, images, or direct links only (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 years ago by loopy@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Please see the updated sidebar. Do not post external links to websites such as Facebook and Instagram.

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Please post jokes about adult topics to the new Uncle Jokes community (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by loopy@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Update 2025-9-11: If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they would understand, you should probably post it to the this community: !unclejokes@lemmy.world. Please message me if you think it could be different.

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TIL that you can take a canoe, flip it upside down, and wear it as a hat….. (lemmy.ca)

submitted 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) by Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Because its capsized....

Did you hear about the new breakfast meal McDonalds has introduced in Germany? (lemmy.ca)

submitted 1 day ago by Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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It's called the egg mit muffin.

What do you call someone whose keys go missing at the beach? (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 days ago by cornshark@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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A shore loser

Why was the snowman digging through a basket of carrots? 🥕 (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 days ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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He was picking his nose. ⛄️

Where do Santa's reindeer get their coffee? (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 day ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Star-bucks!

What is Santa's favorite metal band? (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Sleigh-er! 🤘🎅

What did the earthquake say to the tsunami? (lemmy.ca)

submitted 3 days ago by Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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It's not my fault.

Why does your father find all these jokes funny? (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 days ago by Antagnostic@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Tap for spoiler

Because he has a really dad sense of humor.

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What a bargain! (infosec.pub)

submitted 4 days ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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My box of old batteries. (infosec.pub)

submitted 4 days ago by Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Or is this more of an uncle joke?

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also doubles as "classic rock" (infosec.pub)

submitted 5 days ago by justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Kindness is key (infosec.pub)

submitted 5 days ago by zedgeist@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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What do Santa's little helpers learn at school? (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 days ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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The elf-abet!

What kind of shoes do chickens wear? (startrek.website)

submitted 6 days ago by IcedRaktajino@startrek.website to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Re-bawks

Why do farmers have ankles? (lemmy.world)

submitted 6 days ago by Vandals_handle@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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To keep the calves from the corn.

It ain't much but it's an honest joke...

Dad, what time is your dentist appointment? (startrek.website)

submitted 1 week ago by IcedRaktajino@startrek.website to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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It's at tooth-hurty.

So many people are too judgemental today.... (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I can tell just by looking at them.

What does a mockingbird sound like? (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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(this relies on someone to comment)

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Be unpredictably punny (infosec.pub)

submitted 1 week ago by FenrirIII@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/39711441

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What do you get if you boil a funny bone? (startrek.website)

submitted 1 week ago by IcedRaktajino@startrek.website to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Laughing stock.

I knew a guy who collected candy canes... (lemmy.today)

submitted 1 week ago by TheImpressiveX@lemmy.today to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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They were all in mint condition.

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mindblowing (infosec.pub)

submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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EDIT: direct upload so viewers don't have to rely on imgur ;) I wasn't aware that this is an issue, but luckily it is an easy fix .. and that you for letting me know.

What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? (lemmy.today)

submitted 1 week ago by TheImpressiveX@lemmy.today to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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The same middle name.