Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Post text, images, or direct links only (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 years ago by loopy@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Please see the updated sidebar. Do not post external links to websites such as Facebook and Instagram.

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Please post edgier jokes to the new Uncle Jokes community (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 years ago by loopy@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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I just updated the sidebar. As a rule of thumb, if you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you should probably post it to the new community !unclejokes@lemmy.world

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Pregante? (infosec.pub)
submitted 16 hours ago by SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Granny used to say “An apple a day keeps the doctor away”. (ttrpg.network)
submitted 20 hours ago by ZDL@ttrpg.network to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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I think that’s just one of Granny’s myths, though.

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There was also the Spanish cat uno dos, but he disappeared without a tres (infosec.pub)
submitted 1 day ago by SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Why we don't build houses with silver nails (infosec.pub)
submitted 1 day ago by Trex202@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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I accidently swallowed the cat's meds last night. (lemmy.ca)
submitted 1 day ago by slothrop@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Don't ask meow.

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We're choosing a musical name for our baby daughter. (lemmy.ca)
submitted 1 day ago by Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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We're trying to decide between Claire Annette and Amanda Lynn.

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Everyone should know the best time on a clock. (lemmy.nowsci.com)
submitted 4 days ago by fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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It's 6:30 hands down.

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There are pop tarts but no mom tarts. (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 5 days ago by Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Because of the pastryarchy.

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A truck loaded with Vicks VapoRub overturned on the freeway (lemmy.world)
submitted 5 days ago by WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Police have confirmed there will be no congestion for eight hours.

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Bit my tongue (lemmy.world)
submitted 6 days ago by SuperEars@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Chew story

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In 2021, the World Health Organization proved conclusively that Covid cannot be transmitted through pets, thus enabling the release of thousands of dogs that have been kept in quarantine. (lemmy.ca)
submitted 1 week ago by Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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WHO let the dogs out.

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Saw this little guy in France, can you guess in which city? (infosec.pub)
submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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it was in... (click to reveal the answer)Oui-Ville 😎

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After years of research, scientists finally found the smallest grizzly that ever existed. (discuss.tchncs.de)
submitted 1 week ago by maxmalrichtig@discuss.tchncs.de to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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It was the bear minimum.

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Must have happened while camping ... because it's past tents. (infosec.pub)
submitted 1 week ago by justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Gesundheit (infosec.pub)
submitted 2 weeks ago by Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe from Paris, Texas? (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 weeks ago by kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Le Tex

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I tricked a poor business man to sell me his soul. (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 weeks ago by TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Unfortunately, the soul is a green 2016 Kia from his dealership.

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How do you eat a data centre? (fedia.io)
submitted 2 weeks ago by magnetichuman@fedia.io to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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One byte at a time

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Did you know Taylor Swift was named after Albert Einstein? (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 weeks ago by kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Yeah, a 110 years after.

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Meanwhile... (infosec.pub)
submitted 2 weeks ago by Cephalotrocity@biglemmowski.win to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Cross-posted from "Meanwhile..." by @kersploosh@sh.itjust.works in !funny@sh.itjust.works

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If I let the dip spoil, is it considered hummuscide? (lemm.ee)
submitted 2 weeks ago by KittenBiscuits@lemm.ee to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Two cargo ships collided in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. One was carrying red paint and one was carrying blue paint. (lemmy.ca)
submitted 2 weeks ago by Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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The crews of both ships were marooned.

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On average how many puns get a laugh? (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 weeks ago by aviationeast@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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One pun in ten did.

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