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submitted 1 day ago by Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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We're trying to decide between Claire Annette and Amanda Lynn.

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[–] LesserAbe@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Zach Sophone

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

Omg i love this

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Don't name a girl "Brass," or she'll grow up horn-y.

edit Brass not Bass

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Bass Guitar would disagree.

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 9 points 1 day ago

I edited it to be 'Brass.'

I got some upvotes with 'Bass' so either everyone out here is as dumb as I am or people know bass players are horny.

Probably both.

[–] sneezycat@sopuli.xyz 16 points 1 day ago

I don't like this composition of names, go for Viola.

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 day ago

Cynthia Sizer

[–] yesman@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

I know an Amanda Lynn, she can't sing for shit. But she slices onions and potatoes thin as paper.

[–] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

Mandy Lynn?

[–] dhork@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Susie Phon

[–] will_a113@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago

I IRL know an Amanda Lynne

[–] FanciestPants@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How about Winamp?

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

If so, they should probably avoid llama farms.

[–] pro_user@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

Juke Lilly