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[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wouldn’t riddling the house’s body with silver ~~bullets~~ nails STOP it from turning into a werehouse?

[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 day ago

No, the silver nails would kill the house when it turns into a werehouse. Or, it'd just die upon the nail being hammered in originally.

[–] Sibilantjoe@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wait, this doesn't make any sense. Why would a house turn into a ware(were)house? A human doesn't turn into a werehuman.

[–] DavidGA@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maybe we do. How would you know.

[–] Airowird@lemm.ee 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Considering 'were' just means human, technically we all turn into a werehuman on a full moon.

Except Stephen Miller, he's obviously a vampire.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Look. If ANYBODY is an eternal life force that never ages, it's clearly The Mouth of the South, Jimmy Hart.

Don't believe me? Go back and watch WWF tapes from the 1980s. Then go watch Hulk Hogans return to WWE from a few months ago.

Hogan has aged like milk, while Jimmy Hart looks like he's maybe 3 days older.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

It only it 'were' a house.

[–] Aksamit@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 day ago

A person that turns into a warehouse during the full moon would be a brilliant d&d character.

[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The joke is "warehouse" .... "were" "house"

[–] Trex202@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Blaster_M@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There house... there castle.

[–] Trex202@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

What knockers!

[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 3 points 1 day ago

..,lol that the comments are trying to rationalize a dad joke...