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Goodbye, Maestro. (substack.com)
In the last 18 games Valladolid have picked up 1 (one) point. in c/Football@lemm.ee
[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 hour ago

Did manage a total of 16 points this season with a 15 point first half.

4 wins in the season

But thats alright because I love the way you lie. in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 hour ago

His names Robby and he never hurt anyone.

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In the last 18 games Valladolid have picked up 1 (one) point. (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
 

With the last game if the season to go (and assuming a loss) that would be one point in the second half of the season.

I think this would be the worst laliga team in history. Atleast in a very very long time. I certainly cant think of a worse team.

Annie Knight Gives Update Amid Hospitalization for Sex With 583 Men in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

This is the third name I've seen with a sex with hundreds of men title in the last month or so.

In this a new trend??? In which case ... I hate to be old school but wtf

When Daniel Levy inevitably tries to fire Big Ange in c/Football@lemm.ee
[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

GET YOUR HAND OFF MY ~~PENIS~~ TROPHY

When Daniel Levy inevitably tries to fire Big Ange in c/Football@lemm.ee
[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 hours ago

Atleast with Tottenham we've seen them play at elite levels with their starting 11. Especially when the cb pair is available. Having said that the top 12 were at a very high level this year. Going from 17th to 10th in a year with UCL would be a success imo.

Utd are a mess and I expect nothing. And I will enjoy the downfall and wait for the club to be sold.

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When Daniel Levy inevitably tries to fire Big Ange (infosec.pub)
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But thats alright because I love the way you lie. (infosec.pub)
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Pregante? (infosec.pub)
Peak flirting in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Never tried it, may I have a taste?

Yankin and wankin in c/memes@sopuli.xyz
[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 20 hours ago

Gotta get lazier man. You do to much

Peak flirting in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Well maybe I could show you sometime

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Barn Burning By Haruki Murakami (www.newyorker.com)
 

Oddly lovely. Very worthy of analysis, deserves to be thought about.

I'm a businessman, I do business in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 1 day ago

You know what they say, you gotta spend money to spend money

Manchester United V Tottenham Hotspurs Match Thread in c/Football@lemm.ee
[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

The single worst European final I've seen in my life. Terrible quality of football. The goal summarises the games quality. Van de Ven had an elite clearance tho, best part of the game

Me when i dont know what to dk with my hands in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I am not gay?

For the first time in his career, Casemiro has lost in a European final. His record before tonight was 7/7 in c/Football@lemm.ee
[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago

What utd does to a man

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There was also the Spanish cat uno dos, but he disappeared without a tres (infosec.pub)
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What more you want? (infosec.pub)
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Me when i dont know what to dk with my hands (infosec.pub)
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GIVE ME 4 (infosec.pub)
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All's well (infosec.pub)
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Peak flirting (infosec.pub)
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