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[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago

OnlyFans star Annie Knight is sharing an update amid her recent hospitalization after sleeping with 583 men in six hours.

It's bizarre that US uses "sleeping with" to mean "had sex with". Readers clearly understand, she uses the word "sex" in her quotes, but the magazine/site insists on using that bizarre euphemism.

[–] huppakee@lemm.ee 11 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

“I don’t understand why people have such an issue with it. These guys are just out here living life. They’ve been given an opportunity, and they’re like, ‘F*** it. Like, let’s just do it.’ They’re just having some fun. I think the people that are hating [are] probably just jealous, and their lives are really boring …I mean, the more they hate on me, the more views I get, and the more money I make.”

[–] SarcasticMan@lemmy.world 10 points 5 hours ago

“…I mean, the more they hate on me, the more views I get, and the more money I make.”

I think that pretty much sums up a big part of America's problem right there lol

[–] who@feddit.org 14 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (2 children)

Wow. I hope she recovers fully and quickly.

583 men in six hours.

That's about 37 seconds each.

[–] tomatoisaberry@lemmy.world 13 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

You're assuming one at a time.

[–] InvertedParallax@lemm.ee 2 points 3 hours ago

https://youtu.be/jLkfD8pg_wQ

Question is the mean jerk time assuming the dtf is presorted.

[–] who@feddit.org 7 points 6 hours ago

I think that's reasonable when when calculating an average.

It also assumes that men were the only other participants. ;)

[–] Buffalox@lemmy.world -3 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Wow

Looks more like bullshit to me.

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (2 children)

This is the third name I've seen with a sex with hundreds of men title in the last month or so.

In this a new trend??? In which case ... I hate to be old school but wtf

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 2 points 3 hours ago

It is, and there's a handful of people trying to one-up each other.

With great financial success, I might add.

[–] hypnicjerk@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago

i assure you that group sex is not a new trend. it predates agriculture, civilization, and humanity itself.

those numbers would have been incredibly difficult to organize in the pre-internet era however.

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 hours ago

The next TikTok challenge

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

Well alrighty then