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Annie Knight Gives Update Amid Hospitalization for Sex With 583 Men (www.usmagazine.com)

submitted 7 hours ago by shish_mish@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] who@feddit.org 15 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (2 children)

Wow. I hope she recovers fully and quickly.

583 men in six hours.

That's about 37 seconds each.

[–] tomatoisaberry@lemmy.world 13 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

You're assuming one at a time.

[–] InvertedParallax@lemm.ee 2 points 3 hours ago

https://youtu.be/jLkfD8pg_wQ

Question is the mean jerk time assuming the dtf is presorted.

[–] who@feddit.org 7 points 7 hours ago

I think that's reasonable when when calculating an average.

It also assumes that men were the only other participants. ;)

[–] Buffalox@lemmy.world -3 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Wow

Looks more like bullshit to me.