tomatoisaberry

You're assuming one at a time.

I have befriended enough women (and had and honest mother), to know this is a nightmare.

It's so contrary to one's self admit wrong.

Castellanos hit the grand slam.

Wrong.

Nothing about the DMV has ever been described as "easy".

Yay?

The joke still lands, though!

Poor kid. When your own mom calls you sweaty, you don't have a chance.

There are no actual atheists who write, let alone visit, this website.

Master with a capital? Seriously?

There was no indication of this (continued /s).