Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to !unclejokes@lemmy.world
Must post text, image (e.g., meme), or direct link. Do not post external links that cannot be viewed directly from the community (e.g., link to joke website, Facebook, Instagram, etc.)
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submitted 2 weeks ago by magnetichuman@fedia.io to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] Orygin@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 weeks ago

There's enough fiber in there for a few gigabytes

[–] vext01@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ah, an 0xF00D joke.

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

0xbeef

[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You dropped the DEAD :(

[–] vext01@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 weeks ago

It's not so 0xBAD

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 2 weeks ago

Only a nibble

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 2 weeks ago

Gigachad takes Gigabytes.