Dad Jokes

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submitted 20 hours ago by ZDL@ttrpg.network to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I think that’s just one of Granny’s myths, though.

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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 8 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

I asked my grandma if she like mushy apples. She replied, "No honey, crisp."

[–] Zier@fedia.io 6 points 11 hours ago

What a tart joke.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 15 hours ago

No, it totally works! Proof:

[–] vext01@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 15 hours ago

apple-ing pun

[–] jedibob5@lemmy.world 20 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

deep sigh

upvotes

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 7 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

I didn't get it pls help.

[–] junkthief@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 8 hours ago

[–] Audacious@sh.itjust.works 19 points 18 hours ago

[–] spizzat2@lemm.ee 4 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

🍏

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 6 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

[–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

This is not a Granny Smith apple.

[–] jedibob5@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Ceci n'est pas une pomme.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago

bite

What? I'm hungry.