Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they can understand, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to: !unclejokes@lemmy.world
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To keep the calves from the corn.

It ain't much but it's an honest joke...

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[–] dhork@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

You can never keep a secret on a farm, the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears....