badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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SOY.

It's killing men.

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Another faction forms their own splinter ideology around Rutter's

Nobody her is going to get this joke deeper-sadness

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it’s called “piss”, shit’s wild

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Where did you come from, Genocide Joe?

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I have let them know that they are unsuitable as posters to Hexbear, due to their sympathetic attitude towards pp's and butts and hairy nipples.

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I have arranged all the furniture in my apartment into one big arrow. I'm gonna stand in front of it and pay a feng shui consultant to channel all that negative qi energy directly into my body. Every single piece of furniture is made from the wrong material and none of it is aligned with any of the cardinal directions. Do you guys have any idea how much negative qi energy that is? Nations will tremble before me.

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i just wanted to make a smol 'cane for the lulz but the button got stuck oh-shit my bad

global warming gets a pass (this time).

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chastity cage for all of october

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Like Peronist BMF, or... IDK Christian Democrat BMF.

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kermit-pain I'm gonna be real with you YANDEX, you help me find pirated shit online but you're giving a voice to some absolute cranks.

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NEVERMIND TOO WOKE KEVIN NEVER USES THE PAUSE BUTTON TO BE A CREEP AND HE DOESN'T TAKE OVER EVERYTHING AND RULE IT LIKE A BIG BOY CAPITALIST frothingfash

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The Jews don't want you to know this but the government has a weather witch like Storm from the X-Men and she uses her mutant power to create hurricanes over areas that voted for Trump.

Then they send in FEMA and round up all the white people and turn them trans in special Marxist coffins.

WAKE UP

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Get your own, you stinky commies! Damn lefties don't understand the value of hard work. I EARNED these Dobidos with my LUCRATIVE JETSKI EMPIRE that I built up with my BLOD, SWET AND TEIRS and small million dollar loan from my papa.

GET. YOUR. OWN.

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And I didn't even have to fork out 60 grand on some stupid STEMlord degree.

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I feel like I’m and alien and you’re still making stone henge so the way we interpret everything around us is different but in time when you reach my level of understanding you will either embrace it and grow or feel so repulsed with yourself that you clamor to use nukes to rid yourself of your loved ones.

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We have to find solutions that work with CFCs because that's how technology works. People aren't going to stop using refrigerants, blowing agents, aerosol propellants in medicinal applications, or degreasing solvents. Instead of being afraid of the hole in the ozone layer, the only logical leftist solution is to accept CFCs and find solutions that work around the new reality of an ever-widening hole in the ozone layer.

Besides, CFC technology is getting ever more amazing every day, Luddite. Just look at my radical hair. You're not taking this from me with your fear and ignorance.

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