I mean - consider for a second that we currently have the most comprehensive martial arts practice in all of history, with the largest humans, best sports science, and all that.

Any top UFC fighter from the past decade could probably beat the fuck out of anyone ever before the year 1980. Isn't that wild? Dudes who have (probably) watched Rick and Morty could beat the piss out of Alexander The Great or whoever the fuck. And it wouldn't even be close.

Biting and eye gouging is banned of course, but even if it wasn't, Brock Lesnar isn't letting you even get close to that. I mean, speaking of Brock, even big pro wrestlers - medieval blokes would shit their pants on sight if they saw Scott Steiner going freakmode off the roids. Perc Angle. Big Show - like what - he's a literal giant.

But what about Mark Zuckerberg? He's a big guy. He does his MMA. I think give him a month to train and send him back in time. Hate to hand it to him, but he would crush.

I mean you're out here drinking jizzman tea??? Sounds pretty spicy ngl

Fucking Nintendo

This is my second time around and I'm acting like this? Falling for basic ass pitfalls? NO prior knowledge of the meta? Cringe.

on the other hand if this is where I ended up after being stuck as a cicada a few times in a row then maybe I can cut myself some slack

His pronouns are he/him. He'd moderate c/vegan, c/covid, and c/thedredgetank. He'd have a profile pic like this

He'd say some shit like "Men being 10 out of 10 like Frakes is a sin against God"

But also he'd wear a diaper because he's a big poopy baby like some kind of goddamn noob.

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Lick my balls

Laughing my arse off got them

Luigi uses all the money he made from vacuumimg the haunted hotel to lobby for the senior senator from West Virginia

Could this be a work of fiction? But then again, how do you explain all these marriage certificates signed by the devil?

Did this man really bite off more love than he could chew? Or will the truth... Frake our hearts?

WHY COME tankies are in charge of star trek? what is this? where romulans???? picard would blast these dishheads into the delta quadrant. MORE GUNS!!!!!

"Ackshully it's about states' rights"

"Let people enjoy people treated like things"

"Don't tell a slavemaster what to dooooooooooooo"

"I could care less, cheap cotton."

"I could care less, cheap sugar."

"One day, I will be holding the whip."

DON'T...... FUCKING say it, I jsut like hawk

I get extremely mad and violent whenever someone says

Pros at what?

At jerkin' off and not blowin' your load! Some of these fuckin' guys are beating their meat for 10-12 hours a day.

You need to get the fuck off that 14 Channel, Chrissy.

It's 4CHAN.

Please don't let Soy Kim die!

btw

Please don't LKBD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! \

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I am not okay tbh