Findom_DeLuise

Georgia O'Keefe-ass urban planning

What the hell is a livestream? You mean when you set up the Betamax camcorder next to your Tandy IBM PC-XT compatible and play Ultima I?

Leftist Ken M

Listen, Jack -- the man in black raced across the desert, and the gunslinger followed

[Failing] New York Times Bestseller List Brain and its consequences

I'm sure he wrote something about a haunted Zune that tries to kill you by playing uptempo music to increase your heart rate to dangerous levels. In 2022.

Edit: He also showed up in the YouTube comments section on a video of George Lynch doing "Mr. Scary" with his solo band a few years ago, which was probably the least insufferable thing that King has written in a while.

Edit 2: ~~I can't find the comment; I swear I saw it back in 2022. He might have deleted it one of the times that he was temporarily bullied off of YouTube.~~ It's the pinned comment from "@chaosmusician" and it's a different Stephen King. lmao

Edit 3: There was also this:

"Wull ACKSHUALLY the Democrats don't pick candidates via shady deals in backrooms filled with cigar smoke! They don't let us smoke in there anymore! Checkmate, tankie!"

I wonder if it will include a song with gang vocals.

ARE YOU PEASANT SCUM READY TO POKEMON GO TO THE MOTHERFUCKING POLLS?

Either or Dan Quayle