I hate my brain.
How are you? Any good bedtime stories?
That's a cool looking goat
Dirt_Owl
joined 4 years ago
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It's weird that the Mario series invented a bunch of characters during the Gamecube era that they just... kind of forgot.
(hexbear.net)
Whatever happened to Toadsworth and Professor E. Gadd? They seem like they would be perfect for Mario Kart.
Like I know E. Gadd is still in the Luigi's Mansion games but he used get way more cameos, he was in the Mario and Luigi RPGS (as was Toadsworth), and he was mentioned in Sunshine and Thousand Year Door. Piantas and peaches plane are a couple of other things that used to be everywhere and now aren't.
At least Petey Piranha gets to be in Mario Kart.
I know this is the nerdiest post to make ever, but I was just having shower thoughts and was like, huh what ever happened to Toadsworth? 
I guess The Thousand Year Door remake reminded me he exists.
Also while you're at it Nintendo, bring back Fawful and let the Beanbean people be in more games damn it.
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Could this be a work of fiction? But then again, how do you explain all these marriage certificates signed by the devil?
Did this man really bite off more love than he could chew? Or will the truth... Frake our hearts? 
I find it amusing that a recurring sentiment seems to be that Hexbear is too weird and embarrassing.
Should we be piss posting less?
Get your own, you stinky commies! Damn lefties don't understand the value of hard work. I EARNED these Dobidos with my LUCRATIVE JETSKI EMPIRE that I built up with my BLOD, SWET AND TEIRS and small million dollar loan from my papa.
GET. YOUR. OWN.
AWOOOGA BWAWOWOWOW EYADADADADA AWOOOOOO 
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MARIO & LUIGI BROTHERSHIP IS HERE IN EXACTLY ONE MONTH IM FUCKING HYPE FOR MY SLOP YEEEEAH!
(www.youtube.com)
Five minutes of footage and trailers. Hell yeah looks at how bouncy all the animation is!
Look make fun of me if you want, but Bowser's Vore Story was a fucking immaculate RPG and anyone that tells you otherwise is lying, that shit SLAPPED.
BEAUTIFUL SPRITE ART!
BEAUTIFUL MUSIC!
FUCKING FUN BATTLE MECHANICS!
WHOLESOME BROTHERLY BONDING!
ADORABLE SHENANIGANS!
LUIGI BEING BULLIED! 
BEAN PEOPLE!
I'm really really hoping they don't fuck this one up, I've been waiting for another one of these for like... I dunno when did Inside Story come out? 14 years ago? Holy shit...
No I don't count Dream Team or Paper Jam but even those were a while ago.
Anyway let me have my fun. (But also bully me for being hyped for baby shitendo Italian gaem please)
FURURURU!
Women: "JFC can you just leave us the fuck alone" 
You have to put up with me
Lmao chad move
To see if I still poop
WHAT HAVE I BECOME 
I would wear this 100%
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Echidnas and emus are cool. The people are not.