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average Home Safety Hotline side plot

The funny thing is that elder dragons are canonically as likely to have no sexes/alien sexes as they are to have more familiar sex based reproduction. You have Lunastra and Teostra's collective species and possibly Ahta-kal's, but then you have Nergigante (explicitly monogendered with asexual budding based reproduction), the Magala family (parasitic impregnation based reproduction with two distinct species of symbiotic virus).

Unless we're given lore from the writers, any given elder dragon could be male, female, monogendered or something yet unknown. Stinky here could reproduce with the weird lifesteal effluvium and be part fungus, and that's its own can of worms.

also it's just using the same skeleton and animations as Kushala so like lol

EDIT: I also forgot about Fatalis, who is implied to be biologically immortal and able to replicate by regenerating from shed body parts, as well as Xeno'Jiiva and Safi'Jiiva who also possibly reproduce parasitically (there was a Xeno'jiiva egg inside the body of MSQ Zorah Magdaros) and Safi'Jiiva even does some really weird shit where it seems to molt into a form that resembles other elder dragons as a form of predatory mimicry, possibly as its method to get close and implant eggs in powerful elder dragons.

Okay that last part isn't explicitly canon but so many things line up for it not to be intentional, especially since the species does canonically use pheromones to attract other elder dragons.

One of the few bright sides to catastrophic climate change is knowing that sci fi horror bullshit like this will never come to fruition as much as techbros will crow and bleat about it

Time to teach kids the biblical defenses of slavery and its use during the founding of the nation

Very good, succinct demonstration of why there are no good cops lol. If it were fictional, itd be considered a hamfisted narrative that would get eye rolls in a video essay, even.

They'll crack open one of the same brand of birthing vats that Buttigieg squelched out of, this time less gay and more boring looking. This procedurally generated and Langley gestated homunculus will be the only available option

Aperture Science type shit lmao

We'd have to pay human beings (ew!) and build things (ew!) if we wanted to go back to making things again 🙄

It can be easier to teach four animal actors one specific trick each than it is to teach one animal actor four specific tricks.

Plus its generally less stressful for the animals involved since less time spent trying to complete a shot per animal

Damn that's crazy.

But imagine for a second that we had an internet where credit card handlers and big tech companies were the deciding factor if NSFW content could be allowed on an internet platform and they started hammering down on any website big enough in order to block pornographic or illustrated erotic content on them. That would be horrible. Thank god Biden won't let that happen

wait hold on a second I'm being informed that--

okay you guys got your hot girl now leave the handler from world alone you big bullies

damn I guess I'll just have to actually commit to downloading and watching pirated TV shows and movies instead of endlessly grazing on video essays while I'm working on stuff