Riddles

What did the p.e teacher say to the fat kid?

There are two doors with faces on them. One door always tells the truth, and one door always lies. Also, one door leads to heaven and one to hell. You do not know which one is which or where each leads. You can only ask one door one single question to find out which door leads to heaven. But remember, you don't know if it is lying or not. What is the question?

What is greater than God? Worse than the devil The poor has it The rich need it What am I?

What's as big as you are yet doesn't weigh an ounce?

I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown and make your champane bubble. If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll pop. Can you guess the riddle?

What happens twice in a week? Once in a year, once in a mintue, never in an hour or day?

Violet, indigo, blue and green, yellow, orange and red; these are the colors you have seen after the storm has fled.What am I?

this is like a joke. how do you keep a blonde busy for hours?

I have a brain but no body,i have a face but i can not see. What am i?

I am seen most of the time on the road. I have 3 colours. Who Am I ?

What is greater than god, more evil that the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it and if you eat it you'll die?

There's a boy and his dad they got in a severe car accident. They were rushed to the hospital where they were separated into separate rooms. The Doctor went into the boys room and said "I can not operate on him he is my son". How can this be?

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A woman, and the perfect man and an alien get into a carcrash. only one survives. who survives explain.

You are traveling on the road to Mecca when you come across a fork. Two men are standing at the fork. One will always tell a lie, and the other will always tell the truth. You don't know which is which. What question can you ask either of them to still get the correct road?

a man walks down a steart the man sees two ducks one walks one way and the other way but they never split how is that possible

i can play music but not an instrument, i have no voice nut i am well heard what am i??

A chicken lays an egg on a four sided roof. Which way does the egg fall?

A box without hinges key or lid yet golden treasure inside is hid. What is it?

What 11 letter word does every one always pronounce incorrectly?

My thunder comes before the lightning; My lightning comes before the clouds; My rain dries all the land it touches. What am I?

As a whole, I am both safe and secure. Behead me, and I become a place of meeting. Behead me again, and I am the partner of ready. Restore me, and I become the domain of beasts. What am I?

I have holes on the top and bottom. I have holes on my left and on my right. And I have holes in the middle, yet I still hold water. What am I?

How can you go over water and under water at the some time and not get wet.

When you don't know what I am, I am something. When you know what I am, I am nothing. What Am I?