Riddles

One day,a police ran after the theif while they walk pass the postand,the police caught up with the theif and search his body but cant find any money in his body.Why is that so??

There are 5 little girls in the park and no one else is there 1 girl left to go eat dinner. 1 girl wen't to sleep. All the other girls went home. But still a girl was still at the park. how is that possible

A man makes a boat trip from Brazil to England. As a result of this the man gets £100,000. The man was not sponsored and did not do it for charity, so why did he get so much money?

Why are basketball players so messy?

what gets wetter as it drys?

I have a head and a tail but i have no body what am i?

I have no wings yet I fly, I have no voice yet I cry. What am I?

During a hurricane you are at a bus stop with, your best friend, who has saved your life in the past, an old lady who is about to die, and the girl of your dreams, the problem is you only have room for one person in your car, who do you take?

A gentle with one leg.

first think of the person who lives in disguise, who deals in secret and tells naught but lies. next,tell me what's always the last thing to mend,the middle of middle and end of the end? and finally give me the sound often heard during the search for a hard to find word. now string them together, and answer me this which creature would you be unwilling yo kiss?

My head and tail both equal are, My middle slender as a bee. Whether I stand on head or heel Is quite the same to you or me. But if my head should be cut off, The matter's true, though passing strange Directly I to nothing change. What Am I?

Can you Geuss my name?

i am peace and war i can kill and i can save what am i?

Did you here about the travel agent that got sick at the airport?

If an electric is traveling north at 150 MPH, what direction will the steam go?

what's twice in a week but once in a year?

if your in a race and you pass the person in second place what do you become

what do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?

Whats black when clean, but dirty when white?

Why should you always carry a watch when crossing a desert?

just because the sun is out dosen't mean it's day and just because the moon is out dosen't mean it's night. just because the ground has a whole in it means you will fall through.the fish are warmer than you but, colder than the you. where are you?

a man is dead, lying in the middle of the desert wearing a backpack, no winds have been reported in the area to cover up any tracks. How did he die?

Fire is often maintained above me, and if you remove my first letter, you will find the home shared by everyone you have ever known. What am I?

my mother likes coffee but doesnt like tea.

My cousin always knows what the score of a baseball game is going to be before the game even starts. How can this be?