Riddles

What goes up a chimney when down, but can't go down the chimney when up?

Two miners both come back home from work in an elevator. One miner has soot all over his face, but the other has a clean face. The one with the clean face wipes it with a hankercheif. The other does nothing. Why?

This person shot many people in order to save their lives. This person got paid to do it, and didn't go to prison. Who is this person?

railroad crossing railroad tracks spell that without any r's

A cowboy on a horse in the wild west rides into an inn on Friday. Stays three nights and leaves again on Friday. How is this possible?

Theres about 50 to 100 people in a cabin in the middle of the woods... There all dead, but by no natural causes. (so they didn't kill each other or bears didn't kill them)... How did they die?

A man and his son are on the way to the mall in their car, they crash.They are called an ambulance and the boy desperately needs an operation,the surgeon comes and says "I can't operate on him, he is my son." How Can This Be?

what goes up a chimny down but cant go down a chimny up?

what are the group of sheephunters also known as?

What sneaks through doors and windows without knocking? What heats an unlit stove? What gives the cat a snug place to rest?

A dog weights 20kg and the other dog weights 30kg. How much do they both weight.

You can feel me but you cannot touch me What am i?

A man walked into a bar in resort area and said to the bartender, "Water, water." The bartender immediately pulled out a gun from under the bar and shot it.The man said, "Thank You." and left.Why?

When you stop and look, you can always see me. If you try to touch you cannot feel me. I cannot move, but as you near me, I will move away from you. What am I?

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Ten Men's Strength, Ten Men's Length, Ten Men can't break it, Yet a young boy walks off with it What am I?

Why did the boy put his computer on the tree trunk?

A MAN PUTS A GUN TO HIS HEAD PULLS THE TRIGGER AND BLOWS HIS HEAD APART THEN TURN AROUND AND WALKS AWAY WHAT HAPPENED...?

If you only have one match and you entered a room and found an oil burner, a kerosene lamp and a wood burning stove, which one would you light first?

What has 4 legs at morning, 2 legs at noon and 3 legs at night?

a person was building a house, and then it fell down, he did not get hurt nor get mad,on the count on, he knew it was going to fall and he did not expect any one to live in it.what happened?

Which building has the most stories?

John's mother has three children the 1st called April and the 2nd called May what is the 3rd child called?

My heart is as hard as stone, yet my flesh is soft and sweet. What am I?

if a cow eats milk,what will it give out?