Riddles

My body is light, My head it is white, With a cord I am laced around; I am beaten with sticks, Yet not for bad tricks, But to animate, by my sound, The unthinking youth, Not heeding the truth, Which would save them from every alarm, To fight, kill, and die, And cause much misery, To those who have done them no harm.

Tom had a rough night. He was really sleepy, and was awake almost all night. Finally, He went to bed, and found that he had a nice sleep. In the Morning, Tom's Alarm clock went off, and since he went to bed late, he threw the alarm clock out the window. In the afternoon, he heard on the Radio that two thousand poeple got killed, and that it was all his fault. How was it his fault? Clues: 1. Tom had not sleep walked or got up during the night 2. He wasn't on any medication, and was not mental. 3. Tom had no friends or enemies

wat is the captains name?

What makes loud noises, scares cats up trees, tears up the grass, and runs over the flower beds?

My life is often a volume of grief, your help is needed to turn a new leaf. Stiff is my spine and my body is pale, but I'm always ready to tell a tale. What am I?

Duels of good and evil, A fighter of good am I, Revealed beside watched words, King of the black night sky. What am I ?

A man wals into a bar. what does he say?

A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, "that's nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no types of equipment or air pockets!" The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. Can you figure out how?

What do you do if you see soup on your menu?

I am a memory of things that have passed. Your first breath is your introduction to me. I am the one who cradles your love and tear. I am the one who reminds you that neither is permenanat. I am the who who is heralded but may not be touched. I am your guardian that leads you through the unknown. Who am I?

A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?

There is a boat attached to a dock by a rope. Hanging from the boat is a ladder. The ladder has three bars on it. Each bar is a foot long. There is a foot and a half between each bar. Three bars are visible above the water. When the tide rises 3 feet how many bars will be visible?

how come you can trick a vampire so easily?

THERE IS A STORY HOUSE WHERE EVERYTHING IS RED. THE ROOF IS RED, THE GROUND IS RED, THE WALLS ARE RED, THE COUCH IS RED, THE KITCHEN IS RED, THE SINK IS RED, THE FRIDGE IS RED, THE CABINETS ARE RED, THE BEDROOMS ARE RED, THE CLOSETS ARE RED, THE CLOTHES INSIDE THEM ARE RED, BELIEVE IT OR NOT EVEN THE DOG IS RED, THE CARPET IS RED, THE FLOORS ARE RED, THE LAMPS ARE RED, THE TELEVISION IS RED, EVEN WHAT'S ON THE TELEVISION IS RED, THE RESTROOM IS RED, THE TOILET IS RED, THE TUB IS RED, AND THE MIRROR IS RED. WHAT COLOR ARE THE STAIRS?

The one who made it Didn't want it, The one who bought it Didn't use it, The one who used it Couldn't see it? What is it?

one of us in glass is set; one of us you'll find in jet. Another you may see in tin, and the fourthed is boxed within. If the fifth you should persue, it can never fly from you. What are we?

A bird was flying in the sky it laid an egg but it did not fall why?

There were 4 people that liked to set people's houses on fire. Their names were Mark,Alex,Anthony,and Kevin.One day the police officers found about the fires but didn't know which person did it.Mark,Alex,Anthony,and Kevin's last name was Price.The police officer put up a sign that said this ?Price. Which person set the fire? Hint:the sign has a big hint

Discovered in Africa, I spread like a tide to become a hotstaple known the world wide. A necessity to some, a treasure to many, I'm best enjoyed amoung pleasant company. Some like me hot and some like me cold. Some prefer mild, others only bold. Some take me straight, while some savor my essence to which has been added a flavor. So put down your cares and sit awhile with me; I'll send you back refreshed and full of energy. What am I?

If yesterday had been Wednesday's tomorrow and tomorrow is Sunday's yesterday, what day would today be?

I can trap many different things and colors, Ever changing, not boring. Look closely and you may find yourself also caught in my trap. What am I?

There once was a man so intelligent, that he was offered some information about the future. The man obviously accepted the generous offer. The devil of course didn't want the man to know it so the devil made it into a code. It said "Tad level hell when min" What did the letter really mean?

I travel all around the world but I always stay in a corner. What am I?

Can a man marry his widows siter?

There are 4 brothers all born together. The first one runs & never wearies. The second eats & is never full. The third drinks & is always thirsty. Then fourth sings a song that is never good. How are the brothers?