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What do conservatives conserve? (literature.cafe)

submitted 1 week ago by cm0002@literature.cafe to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com

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How do you sleep at night? Please respond with a number (infosec.pub)

submitted 1 week ago by kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/39860713

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What voting system should be used to vote on the best voting system? (literature.cafe)

submitted 1 week ago by cm0002@literature.cafe to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com

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What do you refuse to believe? (literature.cafe)

submitted 1 week ago by cm0002@literature.cafe to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com

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have you ever done that thing where (lemmy.uhhoh.com)

submitted 1 week ago by kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com

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Have you ever done the thing where you tattoo a smaller neck onto your normal neck so that when a stranger tries to have a strangle of you, he grabs tattoo neck instead of your normal neck and so then you can survive?

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What's the catch? (literature.cafe)

submitted 1 week ago by cm0002@literature.cafe to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com

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What will be the most chaotic sporting event of 2026? (literature.cafe)

submitted 1 week ago by cm0002@literature.cafe to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com

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What controversies will the Olympics generate this year? Will ICE fuck up the world cup? Will something happen at the super bowl? Will all of these events go by without any trouble?

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why do space heaters work when i'm not even in space (lemmy.uhhoh.com)

submitted 1 week ago by kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com

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do you believe in objective morality? (lemmy.uhhoh.com)

submitted 1 week ago by kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com

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What's the stupidest thing you've ever imagined someone saying in your head? (mander.xyz)

submitted 1 week ago by cm0002@mander.xyz to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com

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What made up awards have you won? (mander.xyz)

submitted 1 week ago by cm0002@mander.xyz to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com

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Would it be any different if you got a handwritten junk mail? (piefed.social)

submitted 1 week ago by iloveDigit@piefed.social to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com

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The envelope/postcard says "to current resident" and it's a stranger trying to shill you something, like any "junk mail," but it's clearly not printed or photocopied. So it's a stranger shilling to you personally, at the speed they can humanly shill, not a computer spamming you.

Would it be an interesting part of your day, or just another piece of junk mail?

This actually isn't supposed to be a shitty question, but since I've been banned from asklemmy I'm trying here instead

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What are your plans for the heat death of the universe? (toast.ooo)

submitted 1 week ago by cm0002@toast.ooo to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com

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What's the best thing you've forgotten? (lemmings.world)

submitted 2 weeks ago by cm0002@lemmings.world to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com