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According to many comments, the US government DOES use SQL, and Musk is not understanding much what's going on.

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[–] Droechai@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago (7 children)

You save quite a lot of time when working on a database if it's stored in RAM compared to tape, so it does make sense to use that technology

[–] BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 8 points 3 months ago (6 children)

Yeah in memory databases can be super fast.

[–] PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk 7 points 3 months ago (5 children)
[–] dion_starfire@lemm.ee -3 points 3 months ago

At which point you have to slurp down a few hundred terabytes from the other datacenters when the power turns back on.

This is why Google datacenter managers hesitate to turn off the power even when an employee is in the process of getting electrocuted.

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