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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by kiri@ani.social to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 141 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (8 children)

Meanwhile, Rust punches you in the face for the mere suggestion. Again. And again.

Python happily nods, runs it one page at a time, very slowly, randomly handing things off to a C person standing to the side, then returns a long poem. You wanted a number.

Assembly does no checking, and reality around you tears from an access violation.

EDIT: Oh, and the CUDA/PyTorch person is holding a vacuum sucking money from your wallet, with a long hose running to Jensen Huang's kitchen.

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 38 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Rust just keeps telling me "you didn't actually learn how references work" over and over

[–] SatouKazuma@programming.dev 13 points 2 months ago

Lifetime annotations go brr

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