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[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 34 points 1 month ago (8 children)

Making programmers attend meetings should be considered a hate crime.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Which is worse: forcing a programmer to attend daily meetings, or forcing them to work in an "open plan" office? If I had to choose one or the other, I would choose to go work on a garbage truck.

[–] SatouKazuma@programming.dev 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Forcing programmers into an office at all should be enough to get a manager dragged before the ICJ on charges of crimes against humanity

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

A daft conversation interrupting your stressed out mind might inspire new and creative solutions though. Like a mountain cabin with a well stocked pantry.

[–] SatouKazuma@programming.dev 1 points 1 month ago

Ah, the collaboration of millionaire fuckheads making the rest of us suffer. How ever will they be able to afford their private jet to Dubai?

[–] kevin2107@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] SatouKazuma@programming.dev 1 points 1 month ago

You, sir, understand me

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