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They had to scrap the story of Trump believing the tattoo labels to be actual tattoos.
Wait a minute. Hayduke, Hayduke, Hayduke. Don't do that. It says "MS13". We're giving you the break of a lifetime. You're doing the commenting. We picked you because, frankly, we'd never heard of you, but that's OK. You're not being very nice.