this post was submitted on 02 May 2025
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[–] DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 90 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] Asetru@feddit.org 48 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] ooterness@lemmy.world 37 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The Bagger 288 is there to safeguard all mankind.

The Bagger 288 wreaks total utter devastation.

The Bagger 288 contains an artificial mind.

This mind is full of hatred, violence is its sole vocation.

[–] prinzmegahertz@lemm.ee 4 points 3 weeks ago

He is not here to save mankind - he is here to avenge it!