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[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (4 children)

believing they have a degree is useful for telling clients who specifically sometimes ask about the degrees of the people they’ll be working with

I used to work for a company that provided programming consultants for the US military and for defense contractors. The hourly rate we could be billed out at was entirely dependent on highest degree attained, so PhDs could be billed out at the highest rate, followed by Masters, then Bachelors of Science and then Bachelors of Art. It didn't even matter what field your PhD was in, so my company was chock-full of useless people with advanced degrees who got put onto every project and told to just stay home. The worst thing was when they insisted on showing up and doing something.

[–] mineralfellow@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Desperately. And it's a decent gig, or at least it will be until they decide AI can do it, at which point we're going to get a bunch of flattened children.

[–] mineralfellow@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I am a useless person with a PhD...

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