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[โ€“] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 51 points 2 weeks ago (27 children)

The heart beating is not a good definition of being alive in my opinion. The heart stopping temporarily doesn't mean you died, you were just in terribly grave danger.

If a person is defined by their heart, what does that make a heart transplant?

utterly useless definition.

[โ€“] 0laura@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

no, we should use the heart beating as a definition. why? because then I can say I'm undead and have died twice. that's very cool ๐Ÿ˜Ž pls don't take that away from me ๐Ÿฅบ :(

[โ€“] zerofk@lemm.ee 10 points 2 weeks ago

And how is lichdom treating you? Have you raised an army of skeleton warriors yet?

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