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The heart beating is not a good definition of being alive in my opinion. The heart stopping temporarily doesn't mean you died, you were just in terribly grave danger.
If a person is defined by their heart, what does that make a heart transplant?
utterly useless definition.
no, we should use the heart beating as a definition. why? because then I can say I'm undead and have died twice. that's very cool ๐ pls don't take that away from me ๐ฅบ :(
And how is lichdom treating you? Have you raised an army of skeleton warriors yet?