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[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 89 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (19 children)

OK, now I need to know.

... tl;dr: a combination of "optimal seed dispersal" and breeding.

Remember the guy who claimed bananas are a sign of god's existence because they are optimally shaped for inserting in your mouth? (edit: the banana is an atheist's nightmare)

[–] puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 68 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I need to find me a banana that feels so good in my mouth it makes me believe in god

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A good Christian would swallow it whole

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago

Those crackers might be the body of Christ but the banana is the holy dong of Christ.

[–] Bosht@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Man that phrasing really got me, lmao. Thanks for the chuckle.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

That's the wrong end if you want to see god.

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