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[–] natecox@programming.dev 14 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

Sure but that’s not as funny a one-liner.

Real talk though: she went to prison and never once had handcuffs on?

[–] officermike@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I mean, she wasn't a violent offender and presumably didn't make any trouble.

[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Buddy they handcuffed toddlers these days. Those are not the criteria. She rich. That was why.

[–] Chowtime3688@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 weeks ago

Well, they use zip ties

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