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The landlord special (infosec.pub)

submitted 3 weeks ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/facepalm@lemmy.world

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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 27 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Landlords: You may not have pets. You may not paint this property, or put up paintings, posters, or hang a TV. This property is pristine and all damages must be paid for.

Also landlords:

[–] microcapybara@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 weeks ago

Mr. Bean actually put painstaking effort into protecting everything that shouldn’t be painted, such as the doorknob. This landlord probably just decided to let the occupants chisel free whatever outlets/thermostats/windows/doors they needed. Then later considered the chiseling as damage