The Monkey's Paw

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Want to make a wish? Just ask the Monkey’s Paw! No strings attached.*

Just create a post that starts with “I wish ___”. Other users will then grant you the wish, and probably not how you intended.

^(*)^ ^Strings^ ^definitely^ ^attached.^ ^Satisfaction^ ^not^ ^guaranteed.^ ^Wish^ ^will^ ^likely^ ^backfire.^

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AND (because it won't fit in the title) In no way should the granting of this wish involve the country of Turkey or the broader Turkic peoples.

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[–] kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Surely turkey is one of the 666 meats.

[–] early_riser@lemmy.radio 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I know this is obnoxiously pedantic but the link you provide says the 666 meats come from the same animal.

[–] kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

BED OF EVIL AND LETTUCE

[–] TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And sun dried tomatoes

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

I took those out. Eurgh. Who eats those?!

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