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I wish for a turkey sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard, and, I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises. (lemmy.radio)
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AND (because it won't fit in the title) In no way should the granting of this wish involve the country of Turkey or the broader Turkic peoples.

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[–] kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago (4 children)

https://aqua-teen-hunger-force.fandom.com/wiki/The_Broodwich

Surely turkey is one of the 666 meats.

[–] early_riser@lemmy.radio 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I know this is obnoxiously pedantic but the link you provide says the 666 meats come from the same animal.

[–] kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

BED OF EVIL AND LETTUCE

[–] TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And sun dried tomatoes

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I took those out. Eurgh. Who eats those?!

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