The Monkey's Paw

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I wish for a turkey sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard, and, I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises. (lemmy.radio)

submitted 1 week ago by early_riser@lemmy.radio to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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AND (because it won't fit in the title) In no way should the granting of this wish involve the country of Turkey or the broader Turkic peoples.

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[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Granted. But you didn't say you wanted it for free, so you'll need to pay for it like everyone else in this deli. And there's a queue, so wait your turn.

[–] pishadoot@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

I legitimately laughed out loud. Well done.