this post was submitted on 28 May 2025
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I saw a thread of people bitching about how they could not avoid making Henry gay in KCD2. I didn't even know what the fuck they were on about, because there are only like 2 chances to be gay and you have to really want it because it takes a high speech check just to get the NPCs you can romance to admit they are gay, and even more to convince them you are too.
Besides, even if you somehow managed to "accidentally" be gay: you can just go to the church and pay for an indulgence so you're still good with God. ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ
"Forgive me father, for I have sinned. I have thus sheathed mine sword in yonder field hand."
"That will be 1 Groschen, my son. Did you enjoy it?"
"Yes, Father"
"That will be 2 Groschen, then."